Pseudo Savant


Ella va, yo voy.


Faleena (from El Paso) - Marty Robbins

I want all of my Instagram pictures to resemble Caravaggio paintings.

bekstek:

mintike:

IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED “the fresh prince of denmark yo holla”

oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:

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cracks me up every time

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

I just recently melted into a puddle of limbs next to the couch with my roommate during a conversation revolving around this very topic.

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(Source: nevermeantt)

tempurafriedhappiness:

Here are some dogs enjoying Popsicles. 

(Source: Flickr / dynamutt)

(Source: urbnite)

true as fuck zodiac

  • aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
  • taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
  • gemini: crayola as fuck
  • cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
  • leo: cutest ever
  • virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
  • libra: weird as hell omg
  • scorpio: probably satan
  • sagittarius: cute and very sweet
  • capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
  • aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
  • pisces: even more crayola than gemini
We found the best bathroom in Portland.

We found the best bathroom in Portland.

Domesticating.

Domesticating.